- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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