Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Dead girls can't say no.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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