Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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