AIDS

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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