- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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