- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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