The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

www.xnxx.com

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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