- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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