If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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