Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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