what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

salad days!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Donald Trump

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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