- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Caramel Boing.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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