why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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whats black and large -me

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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