- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

steven hawking walks into a bar

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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