i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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