What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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no.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

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