- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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