- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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