- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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