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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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