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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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