- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Get up Look in the mirror

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Your Mom The End.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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