How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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