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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What's 2+2? Fish

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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