Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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