- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

ure mama's so fat

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

salad days!

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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