- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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