- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

David Cameron

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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