Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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ur gey

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Anti Joke

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