women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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