- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

someone called someone else a frog

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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