- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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