- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

that wall over there ->

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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