- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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