- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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