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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

guess what>? your mum lol

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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