Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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A lot eh?

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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