what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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