- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Men's rights

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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