- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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