- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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