- Anti Joke

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What is life? Paul.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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