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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat? Jesse Z

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

The Big Band Theory

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

I have read the terms and conditions

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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