- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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