What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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black people

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Albert <3 Hunter

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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