Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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