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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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