- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

school homewrok

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Killing your friend as a joke.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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