- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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