- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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