- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

David Cameron

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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