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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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