What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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