- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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