- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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