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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

what is 3+3= 8

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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