I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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