- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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