Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

HELLO EVERYONE

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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