What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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