- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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