Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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