Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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richard is fag

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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