- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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