A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

This is an anti-joke.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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