Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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poo

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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