What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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girls basketball

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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