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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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