What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

You having friends.

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