- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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