- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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