- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

My Butthole.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Your're racist.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

lipstick pig

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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