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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

kill yourself....with a cigarette

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Whats green? The color green.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.