- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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