- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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