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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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