What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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