Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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