- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

^ That's not even funny ^

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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