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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

tea with milk?

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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