Women's Rights

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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I will create more jobs for americans

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Read a Book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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