- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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