- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

I have a horse.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

why does the man appear fat he is

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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