- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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