A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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