An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Dumbledore dies.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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