Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

a irish man walks past a bar

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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