what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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