A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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