- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

no really what are ur names?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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