roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

there once was a black man who played basketball

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...