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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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