- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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