- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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