- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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