How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Asian women drivers...

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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all these jokes are horrible now

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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