- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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