A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Maths.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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