Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Anti Joke

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