- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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