- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Anyone can post anything.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

knock knock come in !

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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