Tony Romo

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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