- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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