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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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