- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

I wrote a funny joke.

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