What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

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