I'm homeless.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what are you mike bibby?

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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