When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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