patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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