What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

i hate non minorities!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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