- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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