- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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