What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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