Your mumma's so fat she is fat

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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