- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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