Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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This sentence is a lie.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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