- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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