- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I am quite mature.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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