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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

There was a chicken. It squarked.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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