- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

womens rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

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