Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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12 in general

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Refridgerator.

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