- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A paralysed man falls over.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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