What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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