A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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