why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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