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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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