Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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