There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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