- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

poo

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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