Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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