Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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