- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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