My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Once upon a time a was born

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

AIDS

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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