- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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