Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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