- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

God is real.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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