- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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