You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Democracy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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