Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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