- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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