- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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