- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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