What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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