- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock knock Fuck off!

the game

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Women's rights

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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