Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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