- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Cripples are lame.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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