Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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whats black? the colour

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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