- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

pobody's nerfect

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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