- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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