An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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