- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

human centipede

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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