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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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