- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Women's Rights..

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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