what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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