Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Tim likes girls

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Anti Joke

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