- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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