If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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