- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power