- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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