- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I think everybody should have a penis.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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