- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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