- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats 1+1? window!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

being sober in a bar fight

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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