- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

drugs.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

I Have a Black Friend

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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