Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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