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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do black people and asians have in common? arms