why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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