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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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