- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

White men's rights

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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