- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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