- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

no rasist joks

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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