- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

FUCK YOU

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

every cloud has a silver lining

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Oh, go away

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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