- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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