- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Skinny people fart less.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

no rasist joks

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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