- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

womens rights

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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