How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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