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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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