- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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