- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Fine, ladies first.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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