- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is white and black and red all over.

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