- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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