whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Once upon a time a was born

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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