In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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