A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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9/11 my birthday

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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