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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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