Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

hers a joke... japanese people

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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