What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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