- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

sky silverstein

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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