- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock Knock? Come in.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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