- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Dwight Howard

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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