Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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