Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

So a horse walks into a barn.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what are you mike bibby?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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