- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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