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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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