- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

You idiot.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Peas

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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