- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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