An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

All of these jokes are about white people

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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