How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Get on the boat.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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