- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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