- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's 2+2? Fish

can you pass the soap?

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

I'm Coming

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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