Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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