- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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