- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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