I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Hi

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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