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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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