Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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My cat just died.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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