- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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