A black man walks out of a police station

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

I am a mime

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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