A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Cripples are lame.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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