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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Gustavo Andrade

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Gustavo Andrade

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game