Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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