- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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