- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

black people

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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