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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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