- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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