- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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