- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Tony Romo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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