Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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your life

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Eric is gay Ha

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