why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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America

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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