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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

homosexual rights to marriage

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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