What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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