My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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