- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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