"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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