On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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