No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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tea with milk?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Rylan Clark

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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