- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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