- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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