My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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