What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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a black man pays his child support

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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