- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

All of these jokes are about white people

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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