Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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