What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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