Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Communism hehe xd

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What is older than history?

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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