- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

class is canceled. My professor died.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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