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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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