- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats green and lives in the water

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