- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Wait! hundred billions!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

your no better than a cockroach

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