- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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