September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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