- Anti Joke

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!