- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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