Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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binladin walks into the american seals

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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