So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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My jeans

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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