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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A gay man watches football.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

how do you call someone? use a phone

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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