- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the dog die? He was old

The truth is he loves her!!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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